Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 9

Only 2 more episode until the sad ending they give us and then the 2 reunion! And I have no clue why I am counting down because out of all the #Lahh I love ATL

Jessica Dime

Scrappy set Jessica up really good, that was really funny 😂😂😂How you gonna a) get dressed up for an occasion that was less than expected and b) turn up and your date decided to swap himself like this is snapchat face swap 👻

And Dime unless it was in the deleted scenes you did not say "Gumbi sit down" NO you didn't!!

Messy Karlie- Stay Messy
Karlie stay in Love and Hip-Hop 5 seasons in by stealing/ sharing someone's man. Scrapp said that Karlie is different from the other females he's been messing with. Well for one she is old so she no longer a baby mamma and two she can't fight so she can only use that thing that most of the men on there have probably tapped anyway. How come every time you find somebody things go left Karlie? Maybe because he's not yours and you are NOT loyal to your friends what about the split second you were friends with Tommie? What about when you bonded with Teaira?

Tommie the tarantula 

Tommie voice is croaky as I imagine the skin of a tarantula would be like, she semi bi-polar I don't need doctors proof, she calling him baby whilst grabbing his clothes. Then she sits down relaxed and out of nowhere she Tarzan's him 😂. 

So Scrapp your mamma taught you to lie to people you care about so not to hurt their feelings? You seem to be lying to all 3 of those females. Your baby mama, Your Jumpofff and Your… erm what title would you give Tommie?? Hmmm I actually don't know what category she falls under

Karma Karate Chopped Yo Ass, right Mimi 💅
👏👏👏And the award for best composure goes to-Mimi

Now I award Mimi with the Whats App emojis because if that was me, she and I would first off never have been in no conversation EVER, Secondly I would have gloated and given her that old time phrase "How you get em, is how you lose em boo!😜" and lastly would not have given her that opportunity to feel stupid! But Boss Bitch is now Stupid Ass-that's-no-longer-tied-to-a-contract-but-still-crying-about-my-nullandvoided-husband-bitch
Now ain't Karma a biatch! Look who is now on the maids shoulder crying! When Karma comes round it doesn't knock-it KNOCKOUT
"It's not fair Mimi" really Joseline it wasn't fair on Mimi either

Messy Karlie vs Tarantula Tommie
You can see the fear on Karlie Redd I don't care what no one says. That jump back she did when Tommie jumped on the table

The last 20secs left of #LHHA did not need to be focused on Scrapp, surely they could have put something else

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 8

Oh boy the cast of this season Love and Hip Hop is a real mix and blend, entwining and dramatic

Teaira and J-Nicks

So when the guys were having a Kumbya moment at the paintballing place the same guy- Mr J-Nicks (that Teaira's feeling) was there consoling Scrapp too? Okk 🙄
Now Teairra I like, I really do but this undercover ratchet you got going on, knowing he has a girlfriend calling her out her name is just not your style. We like to consider you a graceful soul… don't muck up!!

Tedious Tommie  
I'm so over Tommie, she is the definition of annoyance. Plus lil old Messy Karlie has stolen your spot. She's a favourite on LHHA so we'll accept Karlie (messy and all) taking Scrapp🙃

D-Smith vs… EVERYBODY 
D-Smith just gets around she is everybody's friend turn foe…

 but that shade she sent to Bambi though, that shade… that was an eclipse she called her a trans🌗🌘🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑

Betty Idol needs not to be on Broadway she needs to be in the bin her voice is terrible 

Joseline favourite line: What's the prahblem?

Teaira vs Mama KK⁉️⬅️ (I ain't gonna lie, as ratchet as Mamma Dee is, I think she's more worthy of the "Mamma" title than KK is but anywho)

What the hell was the last minute of LHHA? Teairra showed her ass again. I get KK is disrespectful and all that but your sending shots like you really gonna put your hand on your sons grandmother whilst her child (your baby father) is right next to you. I know KK didn't act her age either but seriously that is all too much. 

Did you see when Scrapp was try a help KK unto the chair, now we all saw the effort and how hard it was for KK to hop off (leaving that poor dog on his own) to fight in the, stupid shoes that clearly caused her walking up the stairs to be anything but elegance

Sidenote: are they stress spots Mr Scrapp?

Sidenote: K-Mechelle(Joseline voice) got those swimming pool shoes for her house, she ain't playing 

Next week looks spicy

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 7

Episode 7 already? Oh my, only about 4 episodes left

Karlie vs Tomie

Ok Karlie you said "This is how I run my friendships… if a bitch talks about you, ima tell you" now what makes you think that Tomie don't run her friendships like that too and thought she would tell Joseline. 

Sidenote: agreence is not a word Tomie, it's agreement. 

Messy Karlie and Scrapp DeLeon

Who signed to ReddEntertainment? 

So Scrapp and Karlie really in the shop having serious bedroom conversation and then it turns into a steamy moment… like really Karlie, you are over messy. Scrap that (all pun intended😝) Karlie is really messy and I know we knew that already but she's gone and messed with her friend-turn-ex friend man who is the baby father to a woman she befriended to get set up turn your friend at Mimi's house. Really!!

K-Michelle

Hey K-Michelle, I am loving this house. Now the difference between you- Ms Joseline and K-Michelle is that although you think the same you are different people. People will actually come out to support K at her listening party unlike yourself. 

Mimi and Stevie💞 and Chris

Yes Mimi! Karma is definitely a bitch, and well said. Who would have thought Stevie would be on your sofa moaning about the woman he PUBLICLY left you for. However Mimi would give up Chris in a heartbeat to be back with Stevie again. And i am still #MimiandStevie

I hear you Chris(tina) Mimi came to you with all these drama regarding Stevie and Joseline that had nothing to do with you. On the other hand I get that Mimi just wants to help Stevie out even if it's a means of letting him feel weak that he had to crawl back to the horse he left at the side for his ass (get it😂) But I do believe Mimi gave up on Chris to easily and that's mainly because she still has feelings for Stevie. She still hopes that one day it'll work ❤️

Sidenote: what happened to the Jordan's mansion

Dr Joseline and Client Tomie

Tomie looks like when you run to the store and you look raggedy and didn't expect anyone to see you. Then you have Joseline who looks like a glamour queen- and that was the person you didn't want to see. Tomie quiet frankly I think it's time for you to evaporate into vapours. You are annoying me with your fake tears, fake drama and your fake heartache 

Dime Piece

Now Ms Pink Dime this is the second friend to disown you like that. 

How you feel??

Hurt? I can tell, you even asked where your invite was. Then decided to take it out on Bambi 

Maybe I take that back there will be none of the old crew at K's listening party 🙈

Next week looks dry as gin! But will be blogging on it!

See you next week 💋

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 6

Yayyy Love and Hip Hop came on earlier this week, Spicing up my week already!

Joseline and everyone
Stevie and Joseline are cut from the same cloth how they all tryna feast on Chris(tina)

Joseline outta line, no one wants to ever know or hear about their mothers relations, not with their father not with anyone. 

What happened with Dawn and Stevie I forgot? 

Tommie voice is actually annoying she got that raspy voice but no fight in her unless security is there

Bambi
Bambi's scene was unnecessary 2min 5sec of my life. However it was great to know that Chaz needs to redo Sunday School, there flirting calling him Jesus and him calling you The Virgin Mary, like what??

Mama Dee Disgusting Deed 

Mama Dee and Ernest scene was like Granny Porn how disgusting was that? Licking on nipples, asking for lubes and then all of that and he couldn't get it up?


So no preview to whats happening next week 😒

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 5

Joseline definitely made up for not gracing us with her presence for 3 Episodes. I felt like this entire episode was solely on Ms Joseline Hernandez

Joseline vs Everyone 

All those bitches better put some respeck on Joseline life. Karlie is definitely a fake ass, she chatted Joseline name and then started the water works, stating about how much she cares for her to then go back to Mimi's house warming party (which just looked like gossip night with a glass of proseco).  

Joseline is still on drugs! That forward speaking conversation to KK was a madness. Even if they did have relations what's the issue? Word on the streets you have a hella relations going on. 

Mimi and the World

Mimi upset that KK has a criminal record but they are not together nor has it do anything to her. I get the Eva bit but Mimi just like drama

I like Chris, she is a rider for Mimi. Them ones where you get in your feelings for crap. How Joseline gonna keep reminding her of the Tantalising Threesome 

Rasheeda and Kelsie
Rasheeda got couple shades for her step-daughter with her "mousy" voice 😂 but give credit where credit is due, she sounded good

Tommie
Tommie who walks down the street wearing that?
And then she put on her jacket inside out 😂😂
Finished of with having a bad case of delusion 

That whole scene was wild 

Next week looks like fire but I bet that'll be the last 3mins of the show 😒