Tuesday, 27 December 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Season 7 Episode 6

I am done with these babies in this season, "10 seconds away…" who in the world says that Jade? That's nonsense, you're about 10 minutes too late, you know Rich track past. Moneice is not shady she is actually pretty sad, she is sorta, kinda sickening because on the reunion she couldn't handle what was coming at her. Jade too scared of Moneice she don't confront anything that Moneice says. 

Yandy! Yandy! Yandy!
The Yandy in the third season is coming back out. The annoyance of flashing a ring. And I feel like it's annoying for us to watch as the news already broke on Instagram that they just had a ceremony and not legally married. So she really needs to stop that! ImmediatelyπŸ‘‰

Bianca is dirts and as far as it goes with Mariah Lynn you gave her the go aheadπŸ™„ you told her whether sarcastically or not that she can tell her friend and you didn't care. Hmm the scene with the bread coming out of the bra, that was beyond corny… I can't even take it serious 

Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Season 7 Episode 4 and 5

A double episode of Love and Hip Hop, how exciting was that? A whole hour of unrefined ratchetness!

So let's dissect the drama:

"I pray for the bitch!" Mama Judy you sure God heard that prayer?

Miracle and Rich? I know ya'll saw that too. I reckon that she would be prefect for Rich, to change his dirty ways. As opposed to this 24yr old Jade. 
Jade's teeth for the whole season is going to irritate me. And that is no way to come and meet you step daughter in waiting. Your mind is too young πŸ˜‚
I am tired of these inexperienced girls coming on this show to embarrass us females. You have Jade crying and not giving Rich a chance to answer any of her questions, and then you have Asia…

Is Asia 12? What was the water works about? I'm glad Cardi thumped her. She needs to grow up and put on her big girl panties. Here is our πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ disclaimer: Asia stupidly represented Londoners. 
Well done Hennessy, some times you need to put on your perspective glasses on, YOU would feel some time of way too. 


And by the way- Really Mona? We ain't stupid Swift gave his phone to Cardi to write lyrics? So in this day and age we don't walk around with our chargers. We don't have paper and pen? Hmm not buying this scene!

Poor Yandy how they gonna leave her in the Bitter Babymama Clubhouse. They pounced on her. Now Yandy is there sticking up for Mendeecees (as you do when you are a wife) however it is obvious that Mendeecees was playing games and lying to the pair of you. So on that, I won't stick up for him, like he is an angel and Erika is dirt. Flashing that ring about was petty AF. Where is that man? Who you going home to after that ordeal? C'mon!!
Erika on the other hand bringing receipts show you're still in your feelings. You are still bitter. Move on



Jay just remember that Snoop is an actress… "I wanna get married" πŸ™„ damn give us some new lyrics

Well I don't know if it'll be on next week but stay tuned. 

@miss_Colle πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 6 December 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Season 7 Episode 3

A lot of throwing under the bus, a lot bitching this episode. Finally New York is finding itself πŸ˜‚

Did Juelz and Kimbella forget that the camera were rolling? She fully put it on him. There was no begging for it or nothing, she had that readily and waiting πŸ˜‚ #GoKimbella you loosen them reigns. 
Dj Drew, really? How you put Bianca on blast like that? You thought she was gonna keep it professional, don't lie… you just thought she would have you chasing a bit more! Shame on you Bianca.

So Sky sat down with Mariah Lynn to talk indirectly about Bianca like she is unaware. You are an assistant in the music industry don't act like you don't know! And stop lying about being a fan of her music, Dj and managers didn't even rate her last year.  Also which "friend" doesn't ask their friend about the detail of the mystery person? Like the way she ask about Swift. GTFOH Mariah, trifling 

Yandy throwing Judy her mother in law-ish under the bus. Why she going chatting names.
Erika seems like she don't play and as much as I am #TeamYandy, this is how it goes in my head… I do believe Erika was in a relationship with Mendeeces. I do believe that when Aasim was conceived it wasn't a concrete relationship but I do believe Yandy lured Mendeeces back and planned that pregnancy πŸ˜‚ yes I speak like I'm a fly on Mendeeces nose πŸ˜‚ but in my mind that was what happened πŸ™ˆ


I'm just waiting on Yandy to tell us that she is not legally married to Mendeecees.

Tuesday, 29 November 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Season 7 Episode 2

Let's be real, this episode was crap, really rubbish this week.

Did they not show us Bianca's performance last week? That was a whole 5mins wasted. 
Dj Drewski,  I am tired of that token white person always using that line- White chocolate. I mean can't ya'll be something else? In fact I don't have any suggestions for you but surely you can be something else, no?


I hear Juelz, Kimbella made it out like she understand the commitment he was taking to go back to the music industry. Now it's a problem, and it's only a problem because she still doesn't fully trust him. Honestly if it's going to eat you up like that every time he goes studio, maybe a serious conversation needs to be had. 
On the other hand this is the girls that Dep bought? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ please Kimbella, I would have walked in and walked straight back out. They are nowhere near competition in ANY area.

Cardi B has minimal filter πŸ™‡πŸΎ
Cardi B said "I might be having sex with the wrong race."πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚
Bianca calling Cardi B a cheater all while she saying she gonna take him from his girl. Girl it's the one rule for everyone.

Sophie Green podcast clearly don't normally run that way. Her co-workers were confused as ever. "Where did all this flirtatious behaviour come from?" They're wondering.

Jay or whatever her name is definitely watched ATL she tried to pull a Tommie on us. Didn't work just go back to wherever, look after your son and be merry.

I love Remy Ma family. Her face when the profanities came out. 


Next week better be good! 
Not every week set us up for disappointment Mona.

@miss_Colle πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 22 November 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Season 7 Episode 1

It looks like New York will be lit for the first time since Jim Jones left, and I am excited 😜

I have to watch back to last season when Cardi B first joined, she bought her sister on and I don't remember her sister being as extra as she was in tonight's episode. I don't know if fame has enticed her to be like her sister, but leave it out! There will only be one Cardi B… forever

Cardi B  stop saying "I swear to God" girl We already saw parts of the show πŸ˜‚
As a true Londoner I have to say Asia accent is not one from the endz it's more fitting of her name. Please do not be mislead.

Yandy I am #TeamYou but I have to agree with Samantha, you are suppose to inform her that these are the wishes of his father. Try and build a bond with her because the truth of the matter is, Mendeecees was the glue between all you women and you should have seen them turning against you the moment Mendeecees took 'exit left'. I am not in support of Samantha because it seems that she just wants to call unnecessary shots to show power. Regardless of the situation all the children are siblings and should be how they were before their father left.


I love Remy, "I lied, I lied" πŸ˜‚ Papoose you gotta wait a couple more years for that

So snoop girl is like Ms Diamond Strawberry packed up and left their child. That is such a sacrifice to do and for someone to ask also. I don't want to judge… but oh well gonna do so anyway… wherever you go your child must go, if it's not fitting or safe for your child then you don't go. You packed up and left for your partner. You gave up your child, your career, your life just to eat a panini on the side of the road. SMDH



Looking forward for the rest of the season.

Keep tuned

@miss_Colle πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 15 November 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Hollywood Season 3 Reunion Part 2

I can honestly say that this Love and Hip Hop has probably been the most boring one out of all the franchise… So drinks up for the finale reunion πŸ˜‚

Why was Masika acting like she scared? Sort out Hazel Who, it almost looked like she was intimidated and allowed Hazel to believe she had won or something over her. 
Now Hazel in regards to the song that you allegedly did with Fetty Wap whom you've never met; I find it very hard to believe that you performed that song all the way in Dubai; we didn't even hear a sneak peak of it on the show. So Stop that lyingggg-NOW!!!

Safaree thought he took a swig from Fizz's Courage Juice but like Rosa said, that was just corny and wack as hell, leave it out Safaree. As much as I like you It does make me question if that is the reason why you and Nicki (talented Nicki that is) broke up?!

I dunno how Nikki (the other one, whose talents will remain disclosed) feels comfortable about the men she slept with having a conversation about her, like for real

Sorry Willie but I do believe Kyisha, I do believe there was a pregnancy, I do believe it was a drive thru relationship 
However Kyisha I do believe you became the side piece after Shanda. 
And you see that Jason Lee, sitting on the couch still tryna get extra pay? About asking about the baby… why don't u snitch on Max Lux? 
For more information go on Fameolousent_ Instagram for some receipts 

Lyrica Snr still got the same hair from the whole season, damn
And Pearls A1 and your mamma the bible does say "Train up a child" see Proverbs 22 and the 6 verse 

Why was Nia on the reunion show? I feel like even Hazel E one episode had more screen time than Nia's combined

Now Guys Season 7 of Love and Hip Hop New York set to be lit. I see ALL Mendeecees Baby mothers on the show, which I am so glad, so everyone can get clarification on how much baby mothers he has- which I've been saying for a long time that it's 3 and Yandy is the third baby mother. This will be Tea for ya'll but I was sipping on this from 5yrs ago. I just wanna make a disclaimer I am #TeamYandy, but the two other baby mothers looks like they are planning to destroy Yandy this Season. 
Then we have Biance Bonnie and snowflake go at it. We then have Cardi B throwing her wig on the floor. We have Fat Joe lookalike get kicked out the creep squad. The return of Yandy's Pud Kimbella, although she too is on the wrong side of Yandy too.

That's all I remember guys
Will put the link below
Oh yes NO Amina or Tara and their combined empire of children


@miss_Colle πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 8 November 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Hollywood Season 3 Reunion Part 1

The reunion Part 1

Looking back at the whole season, I cam to the realisation that the only storyline was/is MONIECE.

And you all know I am TeamMoniece even through her wrongs and her brutal (sometimes unnecessary) honesty but I was really annoyed with Moneice this Reunion, she was way to calm and almost played victim. I'm unaware if its tactic but it annoyed me; jumpoff like you normally do rather than walk off stage with tears down your cheeks. 

I cannot stand Brandi she is genuinely a chihuahua. I get her anger for people talking about her son, because at the end of the day she attacked Moniece's parenting skills as opposed to her child whereas Moneice attacked the child. However Brandi you had many of opportunities to kick of the way you did, why now?
Max you can hardly speak without them grills let alone with them, so now is not the time to get excited and cause an unnecessary argument. You sitting on a sofa with a bunch of females including Jason. Looked like the cheetah girl πŸ†

I wanted an extension of Princess and Brandi disunity but it seems they reunited to my dismay. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


I had written about other parts like Fizz and his new set of balls but it was really not worth it. 


See ya for next weeks Part 2

@miss_Colle πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 1 November 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Hollywood Season 3 Episode 12

Well was this episode Season finale?
Damn, I know its normally boring but tonight's was ultra boring.

Who remembers when Ray J use to say "janky as f%?k"? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Brandi it's Prenup not prenupt. Only Prenup with a "t" if you're going to say the whole word "prenuptial"

I honestly don't know why Ray J and Princess are getting married. Brandi telling Ray J it's normal to have arguments before the wedding… fair enough! However to that extent I don't think it's healthy 
Lyrica slyly pretending its her wedding day about she sitting there with rollers and curls in her head lool

Everyone has Anthony Hamilton singing at their wedding... Might need to book him for mine πŸ˜‚


This season NO attention at all was given to Nia, she went from a main to a finger bowl, not even the break up with Soulja Boy aired. She may need to spice up her life to make it on next season.


Ok role on next week 

@miss_Colle πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 25 October 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Season 3 Episode 11

The season is nearly coming to an end and I don't know what's worse, the finale to come or the anticipation of New York. 
It definitely is shorter than ATL, as that had 15 episodes I'm sure 

Anyway, unlike the last couple of weeks, I do have a lot to say about this episode. Please bear in mind I am very opinionated and my opinion may not be yours πŸ™„

Lyricassss and the others
Pam is absolutely right. Anyone who becomes close with Lyrica her mum goes ape. She wants Lyrica for herself. 
The way she dragged Pam out of that car, Pam should have knocked her out but I reckon out of respect of Lyrica Junior she held back. 

I don't even know why I am giving Hazel a section to be honest 

Why did Hazel need that entrance? She has come an episode before the end, she ain't Beyonce
So obviously she didn't go in the studio with Fetty then πŸ˜‚

Princess Love (named owned by Ray J 😭)
Now each to their own in regards to prenups.  Everyone has their own reasonings etc but if yours, Princess, is based on the fact that when you broke up Ray was spiteful; and you're thinking about a possibility of a divorce, why then are we even discussing marriage. Ultimately you cannot/don't trust him. 
Now Princess said she wants the prenup to go out the window should Ray J have "another child". I rewinded and played again, she definitely used the word "another". So unless I am years late, does Ray J have a child?
Or does she mean another child that's not theirs. 

Hashtag Teairra Needs To Get It Together
Teairra, Nikki stated at the beginning of the scene that you're always late. So you now saying there was a miscommunication πŸ€”hmm 😐 were you just late?

What would BeyoncΓ© do? πŸ€” #WWBD 
I feel Max on this. Putting out a sextape is low however I can visualise next season Moniece would forget the grace that was given to her and try come back with some crap. 
Brandi just always want to be in somebody's business. If Princess goes for a Prenup, Ray will have to know because its a prenuptial AGREEMENT that has to be signed by BOTH parties. So he will know, no need for your beak to be in the way

But it was consensual 
Every sextape gets out because someone's phone goes missing. Someone's bag goes missing at the airport etc… no, speak the truth, you sold the phone and the content to Jason Lee. 
All that guys main concern was making sure Moneice admitted that it was consensual, he don't want nothing coming back to hit him in the ass (no pun intended πŸ˜‚)

Anyway very good episode in my opinion, only because I had a lot to say

See you next week

@miss_Colle πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 18 October 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Hollywood Season 3 Episode 10

The drama (or the lack of) is not gripping me and especially Hollywood, it came to the end of the programme and I hadn't even realised, I was patiently waiting for some drama but got served pathetic, Petty, cold drama. 

Anyway here we go…

Princess going around leaking tapes like her future husband didn't have one with Kim K. I watched a video of Moniece saying that they're taking it too far with the video but the truth of the matter is, "Knock gets Knock back". 
She is lucky that Fizz has her back because normally once the relationship stops the support stops too. 

Literally cannot stand Jason, I know it's his job to be shady but he is so smug with it. 

I know Safaree is Jamaican and all that but that accent is phoney, sorry I dunno if its the American twang that makes it sound like that but nah, just leave the accent in Jamaica

Lyrica Senior is absolutely ridiculous, you are clearly a senior, what business is it of yours to start fighting?
And then her and A1 start playing car thief, Maybe Lyrica Junior should have really considered marrying and inter twining the families because it's NOT working.

So yeah in a nutshell this was all that was worth blogging about πŸ˜‚

@miss_Colle πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 11 October 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Hollywood Season 3 Episode 9

Season 9, seems so quick, but when I think about it, it started when I was in Orlando Florida...... πŸ™‡πŸΎ a www memories☀️🌴
Right let's get straight into it. 

The scene with Shanda and Nikki was a little confusing, she told Shanda last week that Safaree and Rosa found out about each other yet she says it again this week. In last week episode she meet up with Safaree and brought the woman to him, however you're saying you haven't spoken with any of them. Hmmm πŸ€” do I smell a "let's just slot in this scene" rat? πŸ€

Is Lyrica's mum for real? She is literally sponging off her daughter. That's absolutely terrible. I get why she was upset about the eloping, but if you're truly hurt nothing will gratify your "hurt"

Did Lyrica say infront of her mother-in-law "Believe it or not I can cook and give good h*%d!"? Damn these People say anything to and in front of their parents. 

The momma beef
I was clutching my chest as that mess unfolded. Everybody was wrong in that situation. A1 there was no need to add fuel to the fire with the adjustment comment, there was no need for the presentation of the waist trainer infront of everyone. Lyrica Senior you are a woman of age, act it! Herr behaviour was disgusting towards Pam, so when Pam called her out of her name, it should have been no surprise. Lyrica Junior you cannot be telling your mother-in-law to return back to wherever, you should be trying to diffuse the situation by putting your husband in check and calming down your mum who is convinced ya'll look like sisters πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I think Masika has evolved immensely as a great mum. I do believe every story has two sides and although we kinda heard Fetty's side, I believe there are some flaws to his story. I think they were in a situationship that ended bad when it resulted in pregnancy. I think it's also insulting to say to/about a new mother that she is new to it and it's her first time.... congratulations you've been here before and understand the protocol but that standard isn't for me darling. 

Pride was slain when Brandi hopped on one leg and barked like a dog. Not me!
Although I like Moniece I do agree that she needs to be put in her place. When she said "this is a real mummy's club." I felt sorry for her that her friends are agreeing with her. A stable relationship with your child (as Masika was talking about to Moniece about her own child) is what is needed. When we first met you, you wanted to pursue sex toys, now a music career, if that is what people are seeing thats how people will talk. 


@miss_Colle πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 4 October 2016

Love and Hip Hop Hollywood Season 3

Oh dear,
I was so excited for Love and Hip Hop Hollywood back in August when it aired it's 3rd season, I was going to be in America, I could watch it the same time it was aired as opposed to a day later when available in England; but oh how that did not work out. 

My first time being in America (Orlando Florida to be precise) and with being soooo busy: shopping, lounging, eating etc I was unable to blog. Then I came back to the proclivities and 'back to reality' life and here we are 8 episodes in. 

 I was ambivalent about blogging on Hollywood, but this episode was too funny, first of all you guys know I am petty but did Ray J say, "Three simple words... 'I want it all'by my recollection that is four words, Princess please ensure he has 500 guest and not 5000 πŸ˜‚

I'm not too sure how I feel about Safaree; I like him but don't like him, Nicky Baby (so not to be confused with Ms Minaj)definitely played him and continued to do so by flipping the table on him, she said they were not established so she can do what she liked, so why couldn't the same be done for him? But anyway what I didn't like was the fact that he hung on to Ray J's every word as if he didn't have a mind of his own.

I love Moneice dearly, but tonight's episode was a joke, how are you so comfortable to sabotage your own listening party to get back at the 'Rabbit Chihuahua' and according to you this was to put the nail in the coffin in regards to her relationship, how exactly will that break up their marriage? It was Max cheating on her (alleged) not her on Max, and Masika if you are a true friend how you expressed yourself in the green room about Moneice, you really should have done to her face... And yes she did tell her but it was really abbreviated.


I will try my best to blog for the rest of the season. So look out for my post xx

@miss_Colle
πŸ’‹

Tuesday, 2 August 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta Season 5 Reunion Part 1

Straight away, I don't like the set up of this reunion πŸ˜‘ it looks like it was set for job interviews! I found it was very confusing, we were darting through different interviews and different clips… I didn't know whether the interviews had started or they were snippets! You had all that security and we still couldn't do it the normal way? No Mona, bring back the old settings

Nina asked Joseline why did her and Mimi's relationship go so far left, she said because when she broke up with Stevie he went and lived with Mimi and according to her, she's not threatened by Mimi!πŸ™„ I believe that's an oxymoron denial. Joseline began to cry in her one on one interview, the same voice, the same look as when she told us that Stevie had another baby, girl you know we ain't buying those tears, we will never believe it again.

Mimi claimed she got along with Joseline for the sake of Eva because she believed they were married now she saying she never believed it, she just went along with it… please πŸ€”



πŸ”˜Tommie has some really nice looking moments but my gosh she looks disgusting for the reunion. They weren't gonna pay for the flight ticket, looks like they weren't paying for a stylist either. 


πŸ”˜K-Michelle looks 50 shades lighter than what she first look like when she started LHH? I do love me some K and I believe she worked hard to achieve her goals, but she is a hella insecure underneath all that plastic surgery and skin lightening products

πŸ”˜Dime this hair suits you way better than that silly pink wig you kept rocking.

Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta Season 5 Episode 16

First off, apologies for last weeks blog, seems to have gone missing πŸ™„
Not to worry, got Episode 16 right here 😝 but how sad, the best out of all the L&HH is sadly coming to the end. This is the one one that gives us life, the only one that keeps you on your toes, it's all good though the others will suffice πŸ€’

Right, so let's jump right into it:

K-Michelle and Ariane
Lol K-Michelle didn't even text Ariane to explain herself or ask if she was ok! And time is time, its not like a day went pass it seems that weeks went pass and they are only now getting together to talk about it. When Ariane first started L&HH she was cool, she was loyal… now she's a sell out begging for a story, begging to be liked, begging to be wanted, begging to be included 😷

Sidenote 
Now K you talking about Ariane and her song and a half well you haven't heard Kirk's daughter- Kelsie, perform the same song over and over and over again 

Joseline and Stevie (are you really over? πŸ’”)
As much as Joseline annoys me and with all that scandal she put out about Stevie and Eva, I like the way she is dealing with Stevie! It's time he got a taste of his own medicine mixed with spite! The way he used to treat Mimi back in the day, let Joseline walk all over her was well disrespectful. 

Mama D's make up routine πŸ’„➡️🐼➡️πŸ€”➡️πŸ’†πŸ”ƒ
🎀First I do my lips, lashes, brows, can't forget about my edges🎡 not gonna lie, kinda catchy! Not my personal order but I can see how that'll work😭

Sas' voice is like green vomit😷 trying to get too much out at one time

Mimi and Stevie πŸ‘«πŸ’‰
Mimi stay feeling for Stevie, she had no reason to go to Stevie's shoot, she loves him but he is not good for her. So her saying that she put him on child support to show boundaries was an oxymoron in itself to end that conversation with "you know I love you!"

Scrappy and BambiπŸ’πŸŽ©πŸ‘°πŸΎπŸ’’
That was really thoughtful of Scrappy, I loved the preparation he made, everything, the proposal, was just beautiful πŸ’œ

Joseline v Mimi Part 908653125689087531147890
Not only did Ariane invite Joseline to her listening (to one song) party but she also invited her to the booth, I'm like "come on man" is you for real, or are you for real??
Now some of you may think that Mimi is delusional or pompous but she is right, Stevie does have that underlying love for Mimi that Joseline will always be a hater of. And today's episode is the only exception I give to Mimi to bully Ariane because that was dumb as dumbo. Ariane she even told you to sit somewhere else at your OWN party! Why were you next to her in the first place?

Tiarra 
For this whole season I've been spelling her name different, I can't be asked anymore, ya'll know what I mean. Now I like Tee, she very pretty and seems very independent but the stigma that she already has attached to her will only worsen, been reading on Facebook people saying she will never be more than a babymama and how she shouldn't become a mother to another child (baby number 5) by a man who doesn't want to make her a wife; with that being said I wish she was in a stable relationship with whoever the father was, not because you have raised the 4 by yourself means that that is the be all and end all, I believe she shouldn't take independence to another level, settle down, set relationship examples, she could be Invertely be teaching her girl children to be OK raising children on their own. I'm not disputing that the dad is a deadbeat and not around but the dad does not have the same level responsibility as she has. I'm also not insinuating the dad is Scrapp either, just my take on it. 


Tuesday, 12 July 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta Season 5 Episode 14

Episode 14‼️
I'm too excited right now πŸ’ƒπŸΎ

Lyfe Jennings and Karlie
Lyfe got game! I love it πŸ’― he gave her a promise ring (as I told ya'll) a promise ring promising her that she would NEVER find another man like him again! 
If that is not game I dunno what is 
Did you see her face?! Like a deer in headlightsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Now umm, correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Benzino propose/slash dump Karlie via a ring too! πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’
Unnecessary Ariane
I love Ariane she's pretty on the eye however she is unnecessary on LAHH and this is the 2nd time on air that we have seen/heard her vocal ability. 
She so unnecessary that K drove off and left her, not even a text

⚠️
Now Lord I don't want to ever be an Amber! 

Tammy and Waka
She said something that was mind boggling "I think we need some time apart" Tammy you always start of your little monologue with "Waka out on the road again" babes you've been apart. 

God bless you Teaira
Teaira said, "Lil Scrappy?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ no fool ya baby daddy


So… no, "Next time on Love and Hip Hop Atlanta!" Man oh man, the suspense will kill me ⚔

Tuesday, 5 July 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta Season 5 Episode 13


Episode 1️⃣3️⃣ how long we going for, I'm actually quite excited actually. Next weeks episode looks like its popping! 
The beginning of this episode felt like it was the end or was that just me?

Mimi's breast are so disgusting what is that all about? They look like when women do the extreme work out. 

Mimi and Stevie πŸ’•
Mimi loves Stevie so much and there are many women who would think that she is stupid, but I feel like I can relate, you put all your energy and love towards someone, help mould them into who they are and they disregard you as if you are nothing 

Karlie Redd's comprehension πŸ“•
So lil Miss Karlie Redd is in an open relationship but she don't mess with married men. What if that married man is also in an open relationship? Karlie, old lady, give me a damn break. 

Sidenote:
Miss Shirleen who goes out to lunch with other people's husband worse of all Mama Dee's husband. 

Stebbie and Joseline πŸ’ž
When Stevie gets mad it intimidates Joseline and I love it. She needs to be humble. She needs to succumb. She needs to submit to her "husband" but she is right Stevie is one hell of a softy, He is definitely caught in between the two… Hmm can we as humans really have love (
έρως) for two different people?

Joseline said she gonna embarrass Tommie, I was πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Joseline be setting up the whole cast

HπŸ’OπŸ’πŸ’HπŸ’OπŸ’UπŸ’SπŸ’EπŸ’WπŸ’IπŸ’FπŸ’EπŸ’
Calm down Karlie it's probably a promise ring

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta Season 5 Episode 12

Wow, I was here thinking that this would be our final episodes before the reunion. Oh Mona you're giving me life to my week day
Ok lets get right to it πŸ’ƒ

Stevie and Joseline πŸ’”
So it seems that Joseline signed a contract that binded her to Stevie as her manager for three years and for anything she does-business wise- 30% will always go to him regardless of the end date of the contract? Right πŸ€”
Thats why we must always read the small print

#LAHH Extra Cast members
Bobby Valentino just needs to get a script rather than these special guest experience 

Mama Dee and Karlie Redd
Mama Dee still pursuing a career… a music one at that? I'm Done!
Oh Lord Karlie too πŸ™„

Karlie IAmEveryonesGirl Redd
Now Karlie, Tiara has all rights to go see Scrapp if she wants, she has a child with him. However if she chooses not too thats her business too, she don't have too, he's not her man. Last time we checked he actually didn't claim any girl, so bye Karlisha 

Pep Talk For Tiara
Sorry Tiara but J-Nicks is just not for you

Joseline and Tomie
Joseline says she reached out to Tomie as she hasn't seen her in a while and Tomie says she reached out to Joseline! Damn who reached out to who?
If I remember correctly Stevie and Dime met already and quite intimately and Joseline said that she only allowed Stevie to watch! C'mon guys… remember for me!


Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta Season 5 Episode 11

Wow that one week felt really long! What was Love and Hip Hop playing at, I felt lost missing that week. 

Normally I do a catch up on the episode, but today I want to rant, there was a lot of things that got in my nerves in this episode

Scrapp aka William Cortez Robinson
Now I know Scrapp has another son as I saw it on Instagram but today my brain decided to do some calculating. The youngest is younger than King and is obviously around during the taping of Love and Hip Hop; now I'm not saying to show the child but I am saying do not lead the viewers to believe you have one child and your caught in between your baby mother and your girlfriend, because from your track record your probably drawn to baby mama number 2 too. 
20yrs is too long. I know the law is the law and drug trafficking carries a sentence but that sentence is longer than what rapist gets. I don't care if he is only spending 5yrs in confinement I actually feel like the min was 5yrs and the max was 30yrs, the judge could have reconsidered. 
Sidenote- where the name Deleon come from, I'm baffed 

Mimi and Stevie
I tell you for now that at Mimi's house the night did not end with- "Close your robe, goodnight!" Nuh uh Mimi will be waiting in the shower 🚿
I absolutely hated the way Stevie was talking to and about Mimi! 
Mimi he left you on National TV for Cokealine, now he's speaking like its an easy process to come back in your life, "you look good, you cook" nah Stevie not cool. If she was all of that why did you leave her. 
Oh and "Joseline and I aren't having a sex maybe thats why Mimi looks so good" I know when you're sexually frustrated you could hump a wall but she not all of a sudden attractive because Joseline ain't paying you mind. FOH πŸ‘‹πŸΎ
So Promise B Mae does not know Stevie but did all of that for his attention… rightπŸ€” and was she sweating or crying?? 
Side note: Why Mimi's breast so stiff like there is powdered milk in there that's gone stale

Joseline aka Cokealine
Dawn you are right Joseline deserves an Oscar, she had me going too believing her and all that nonsense. Mimi can learn from Joseline- Please keep your enemies closer! Mimi you forgot when she jumped you at the reunion?
Now on social media, many are wearing the top Cokealine which obviously pertains to Joseline and is too a word play… so we await Joseline response 

Thursday, 9 June 2016

Scariofunk Q&A

Yesterday (08/06/16) I ventured out to Scariofunk Music Industry Q&A, i was abit hesitant to go because its focus was about the music industry, and my interests are journalism centered but then I thought to myself what a great way to start blogging about events out of the usual I normally blog on.

I initially won my ticket on the radio station TheBeatLondon so that was another reason why I went along, Nicolle loves a freebie. 

So the Q&A was held in a studio in Lyric Theatre, Hammersmith. The host was Ms AmandaStarr a host fromTheBeatLondon, she had a panel of singer/songwriters, producers, directors etc asking them a series of questions regarding their journey in the music industry. And what an insightful evening it was to sit amongst them being taught.



There were two "answers" that stood out to me that night. A question was asked, "How do you juggle day to day life, whilst pursing your dreams? Do we try and get a job in our chosen field or work anywhere?" Mikey J's (producer/ co-produced Kano's album) answer was "I worked in McDonalds, all they required was my presence. Take a job that doesn't require your time" listening to that, for me was so inspirational, because a job that requires your time is a demanding job, it is a job where your dreams get put on the back burner whilst other people's dreams remain at the forefront as I help build it.

The second answer was by a singer/songwriter (unfortunately I didn't get her name). She spoke about herself and juggling. She juggled uni, children, work and studio time. Superwoman? Maybe… or Sacrifice… yes her juggling was sacrificial. It showed me that sometimes we have to make sacrifices in order to get our dreams into reality, so maybe for a couple of months or even year my sleep has to be sacrificed; maybe for a couple of months/years social life has to be zilch whilst I work every hour God sends to pay for things to enhance my dreams.

There was so much knowledge flying around that studio, it would have been hard to not have grasped anything. Although it was their journey and their chosen path the knowledge could and can be applied to your chosen path and your personal life…


So to cut a long story short, I was inspired, a cliche maybe but nevertheless, no one is going to start the manifestation of your dream, only you can!


Nicolle πŸ’‹


Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 10

Ariane grown up now, lil sly ting
Hey, was K-Michelle always apart of the opening credits? If not they snuck her in real good. 
If I remember correctly Ariane auditioned for K-Michelle a few seasons ago, can't remember if it was for back up singer or for a back up dancer, but she was terrible. So if you are a terrible as a back up then as main singer… my gosh
I can't wait to hear if there's an improvement 

Ms Deb and D…fensive D-Smith
Ms Deb got herself a cruella Deville wig, with some sharp eyebrows! 

I wish Love and Hip Hop was live, the mere fact that we are in Tammy and Waka's house but we know are no more is like a tease… lets get to that man, not Bambi and D-Smith. But Bambi just to confirm you didn't go a "little to hard" on D, you hardly scratched the surface. 

My opinion on D-Smith
D-Smith tryna taking on a stereotypical female attitude and she taking it too far… it's a stereotype not reality darling. 
I understand that transitioning from gender to gender must be hard, as it is to explain why you feel the way you feel, however everybody is entitled to their own opinion, so if someone does not like the idea of a transgender that is a matter of opinion, you cannot force someone to like what they don't like. 
I believe D-Smith thinks she is untouchable because she can hide behind a facade situation. 
Your forcing people to like your trans-ition when you didn't like yourself in the first place hence your transition. 
If you are so proud to be a transgender and you hate the bullying attached to it why use it as a derogatory term towards Bambi? 

Scrapp Deleon
The scene with Scrapp and his son was very emotional. It's really sad to see boys being separated from their active father, though the father may be a bad influence in society in their child's live they are (or can be) a positive influence on them. 
I do hope that this will be a wake up call for him and he will be refocused when he comes out.

Stevie J
I am pretty sure that on last weeks, "On the next week of Love and Hip Hop" we were supposed to see Mimi and Stevie at this new baby mama/not baby mama's house, now they pushed it a further week, I guess to push more drama for the reunion. 
Now Stevie you swore on little Eva's life, I got it here recorded so I hope you ain't lying. 

Saturday, 4 June 2016

Aspire to Aim Higher

As women it's often important to be amongst fellow women and be empowered. Life can often consume us leaving us with little to no time at all to know or remember who we are. The proclivities of life then takes shape reforming our mindset and can have us going through life falling at the wayside. But ask us (women) what our dreams and goals are, and hear the fumbling of our minds digging into the depths of our inner us trying to find our hearts desire out of the regimes that has made us.

Today (04/06/16) I went to an Empowerment Session called 'Aspire To Aim Higher' run by Life coach and mentor Sola Dawkins through the company Women with A Purpose- Their motto is "Inspiring, Empowering and Facilitating Women". I walked into the room very apprehensive as to what was before me:
Was it going to be conference based? 
Would I need to interact? 
Will they talk and I listen? 
Who, What, Why questions bounced around in my head.
Unlike my thoughts it was very different from what I expected- A very intimate enclosure allowed you to walk into the room and straight away feel relaxed. 

Sola's style of mentoring was unlike others, rather than she speak and we listen, it was we listen and then we interact. Today's sessions we were given a series of Proverbs and asked to discuss amongst ourselves as to what it could mean. As the theme was Aspire To Aim Higher and empowerment session about building the inner me, I made sure my answers were themed based. I needed to get to the inner me, I needed to soak up all that was being given out.

One of the proverb that stuck out for me was, "Do not look where you fell but where you slipped." And it laid most prominent in my head because in life (and this won't be the case for most people) once we've fallen we have hit rock bottom, we are now wallowing in our pit and on the rare occasion we are inviting others for a pity party. 
We've fallen, and we have looked at the impact of the fall and how bad it hurt and unlike children we don't look back at what caused the fall (slip). As I work in a school I'll use this analogy:
πŸ”ΉSmall kids fall and they just get back up, dust themselves (may have a little cry) and off they go again
πŸ”ΉBig kids fall, look around at the environment to see what caused them to fall (often embarrassed) have a laugh about it and off they go
πŸ”Έ Adults fall and often forget to look back at where and why they have slipped. 
Now bringing it back to its original context, in life we will step out and make mistakes/it just may not go right, which will cause us to fall but rather than sit there and say "I will never do this again, look at the impact of me stepping out." Let's change our attitude to, "Hmm that went wrong, what caused this?" once identified some sort of rectification can be done.

Sola Dawkins challenged us to think outside of our present everyday life and to set goals for our personal life growth. One of the challenges was, "What will I do different tomorrow?" She told us not to set drastic task that we know we wouldn't be able to complete, she gave us an example of having a dentist appointment or an interview the next day… the day before your appointment or interview, there will be a preparation stage, where we will maybe go to bed early ensuring to have a goodnights rest for the morning, our clothes will be prepared from the night before, any last minute things will be done beforehand. So in reference to our challenges this is something that we want and are prepared to do, what will your different tomorrow entail?

This really challenged me as I have found myself in a place where procrastination and stagnation have consumed me. I thought to myself what could I really be motivated to do the next day that is very different from my stagnate and nonchalant life? 
And then it struck me, my very thought process reminded me of how dissatisfied I was with the routine of my life. If I just decide to do ONE thing I would have firstly eradicated the stagnant routine I had going on and that in turn would be a change.
So the question was, how do I go about doing that. What's my passion? Surely it isn't just waking up, going to work, coming home from work, cooking, looking after my brother, going to sleep and continuing that SAME pattern… what do you enjoy?
✒️Writing… for many many years I enjoyed writing, went to college and uni studying journalism, then the vicissitudes of life came upon me and I tucked that passion away. It was recently evoked and one minor set back and I was that person who looked at the impact of the fall rather than the slip. But again here today it was awaken to reblog and to take my time with this passion, it will be my end result!!

Now we all know that we can all leave and empowered session and be empowered but that feeling will not last, some of us will fall back into comfortability and our objectives will not be kept, so we were set a 30day challenge to do something about our personal development or our personal goal (even if it's just to market ourselves on Facebook just anything) and with our 30day challenge we was each given a person to liaise with, someone to help encourage, someone who will motivate. 
As the proverbs go, "Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable" which quite simply means we are more powerful as a collective than individually.

I set my 30 day challenge to Consistently and actively pursue my passion whilst also finding myself. I set myself this challenge as I want to persue a career in journalism, I want to be able to do what I know I am called to do. I also what to break the cycle of my everyday life, my everyday routine has clouded me, to the point where I have lost me.

As I continue to go to the WWP Empowerent session I will continue to blog about the progress I have made to Aspiring to aiming Higher. 

Nicolle πŸ’‹ 

Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 9

Only 2 more episode until the sad ending they give us and then the 2 reunion! And I have no clue why I am counting down because out of all the #Lahh I love ATL

Jessica Dime
Scrappy set Jessica up really good, that was really funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚How you gonna a) get dressed up for an occasion that was less than expected and b) turn up and your date decided to swap himself like this is snapchat face swap πŸ‘»
And Dime unless it was in the deleted scenes you did not say "Gumbi sit down" NO you didn't!!

Messy Karlie- Stay Messy
Karlie stay in Love and Hip-Hop 5 seasons in by stealing/ sharing someone's man. Scrapp said that Karlie is different from the other females he's been messing with. Well for one she is old so she no longer a baby mamma and two she can't fight so she can only use that thing that most of the men on there have probably tapped anyway. How come every time you find somebody things go left Karlie? Maybe because he's not yours and you are NOT loyal to your friends what about the split second you were friends with Tommie? What about when you bonded with Teaira?

Tommie the tarantula 
Tommie voice is croaky as I imagine the skin of a tarantula would be like, she semi bi-polar I don't need doctors proof, she calling him baby whilst grabbing his clothes. Then she sits down relaxed and out of nowhere she Tarzan's him πŸ˜‚. 

So Scrapp your mamma taught you to lie to people you care about so not to hurt their feelings? You seem to be lying to all 3 of those females. Your baby mama, Your Jumpofff and Your… erm what title would you give Tommie?? Hmmm I actually don't know what category she falls under

Karma Karate Chopped Yo Ass, right Mimi πŸ’…
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘And the award for best composure goes to-Mimi
Now I award Mimi with the Whats App emojis because if that was me, she and I would first off never have been in no conversation EVER, Secondly I would have gloated and given her that old time phrase "How you get em, is how you lose em boo!😜" and lastly would not have given her that opportunity to feel stupid! But Boss Bitch is now Stupid Ass-that's-no-longer-tied-to-a-contract-but-still-crying-about-my-nullandvoided-husband-bitch
Now ain't Karma a biatch! Look who is now on the maids shoulder crying! When Karma comes round it doesn't knock-it KNOCKOUT
"It's not fair Mimi" really Joseline it wasn't fair on Mimi either

Messy Karlie vs Tarantula Tommie
You can see the fear on Karlie Redd I don't care what no one says. That jump back she did when Tommie jumped on the table

The last 20secs left of #LHHA did not need to be focused on Scrapp, surely they could have put something else

Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 8



Oh boy the cast of this season Love and Hip Hop is a real mix and blend, entwining and dramatic

Teaira and J-Nicks
So when the guys were having a Kumbya moment at the paintballing place the same guy- Mr J-Nicks (that Teaira's feeling) was there consoling Scrapp too? Okk πŸ™„
Now Teairra I like, I really do but this undercover ratchet you got going on, knowing he has a girlfriend calling her out her name is just not your style. We like to consider you a graceful soul… don't muck up!!

Tedious Tommie  
I'm so over Tommie, she is the definition of annoyance. Plus lil old Messy Karlie has stolen your spot. She's a favourite on LHHA so we'll accept Karlie (messy and all) taking ScrappπŸ™ƒ

D-Smith vs… EVERYBODY 
D-Smith just gets around she is everybody's friend turn foe…
 but that shade she sent to Bambi though, that shade… that was an eclipse she called her a transπŸŒ—πŸŒ˜πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Betty Idol needs not to be on Broadway she needs to be in the bin her voice is terrible 
Joseline favourite line: What's the prahblem?

Teaira vs Mama KK⁉️⬅️ (I
 ain't gonna lie, as ratchet as Mamma Dee is, I think she's more worthy of the "Mamma" title than KK is but anywho)

What the hell was the last minute of LHHA? Teairra showed her ass again. I get KK is disrespectful and all that but your sending shots like you really gonna put your hand on your sons grandmother whilst her child (your baby father) is right next to you. I know KK didn't act her age either but seriously that is all too much. 
Did you see when Scrapp was try a help KK unto the chair, now we all saw the effort and how hard it was for KK to hop off (leaving that poor dog on his own) to fight in the, stupid shoes that clearly caused her walking up the stairs to be anything but elegance

Sidenote: are they stress spots Mr Scrapp?

Sidenote: K-Mechelle(Joseline voice) got those swimming pool shoes for her house, she ain't playing 




Next week looks spicy



Tuesday, 17 May 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 7

Episode 7 already? Oh my, only about 4 episodes left

Karlie vs Tomie
Ok Karlie you said "This is how I run my friendships… if a bitch talks about you, ima tell you" now what makes you think that Tomie don't run her friendships like that too and thought she would tell Joseline. 
Sidenote: agreence is not a word Tomie, it's agreement. 


Messy Karlie and Scrapp DeLeon
Who signed to ReddEntertainment? 
So Scrapp and Karlie really in the shop having serious bedroom conversation and then it turns into a steamy moment… like really Karlie, you are over messy. Scrap that (all pun intended😝) Karlie is really messy and I know we knew that already but she's gone and messed with her friend-turn-ex friend man who is the baby father to a woman she befriended to get set up turn your friend at Mimi's house. Really!!

K-Michelle
Hey K-Michelle, I am loving this house. Now the difference between you- Ms Joseline and K-Michelle is that although you think the same you are different people. People will actually come out to support K at her listening party unlike yourself. 

Mimi and StevieπŸ’ž and Chris
Yes Mimi! Karma is definitely a bitch, and well said. Who would have thought Stevie would be on your sofa moaning about the woman he PUBLICLY left you for. However Mimi would give up Chris in a heartbeat to be back with Stevie again. And i am still #MimiandStevie

I hear you Chris(tina) Mimi came to you with all these drama regarding Stevie and Joseline that had nothing to do with you. On the other hand I get that Mimi just wants to help Stevie out even if it's a means of letting him feel weak that he had to crawl back to the horse he left at the side for his ass (get itπŸ˜‚) But I do believe Mimi gave up on Chris to easily and that's mainly because she still has feelings for Stevie. She still hopes that one day it'll work ❤️
Sidenote: what happened to the Jordan's mansion


Dr Joseline and Client Tomie
Tomie looks like when you run to the store and you look raggedy and didn't expect anyone to see you. Then you have Joseline who looks like a glamour queen- and that was the person you didn't want to see. Tomie quiet frankly I think it's time for you to evaporate into vapours. You are annoying me with your fake tears, fake drama and your fake heartache 

Dime Piece
Now Ms Pink Dime this is the second friend to disown you like that. 
How you feel??
Hurt? I can tell, you even asked where your invite was. Then decided to take it out on Bambi 
Maybe I take that back there will be none of the old crew at K's listening party πŸ™ˆ
Next week looks dry as gin! But will be blogging on it!

See you next week πŸ’‹

Monday, 9 May 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 6

Yayyy Love and Hip Hop came on earlier this week, Spicing up my week already!

Joseline and everyone
Stevie and Joseline are cut from the same cloth how they all tryna feast on Chris(tina)

Joseline outta line, no one wants to ever know or hear about their mothers relations, not with their father not with anyone. 

What happened with Dawn and Stevie I forgot? 
Tommie voice is actually annoying she got that raspy voice but no fight in her unless security is there

Bambi
Bambi's scene was unnecessary 2min 5sec of my life. However it was great to know that Chaz needs to redo Sunday School, there flirting calling him Jesus and him calling you The Virgin Mary, like what??

Mama Dee Disgusting Deed 
Mama Dee and Ernest scene was like Granny Porn how disgusting was that? Licking on nipples, asking for lubes and then all of that and he couldn't get it up?


So no preview to whats happening next week πŸ˜’



Tuesday, 3 May 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 5

Joseline definitely made up for not gracing us with her presence for 3 Episodes. I felt like this entire episode was solely on Ms Joseline Hernandez

Joseline vs Everyone 
All those bitches better put some respeck on Joseline life. Karlie is definitely a fake ass, she chatted Joseline name and then started the water works, stating about how much she cares for her to then go back to Mimi's house warming party (which just looked like gossip night with a glass of proseco).  

Joseline is still on drugs! That forward speaking conversation to KK was a madness. Even if they did have relations what's the issue? Word on the streets you have a hella relations going on. 

Mimi and the World
Mimi upset that KK has a criminal record but they are not together nor has it do anything to her. I get the Eva bit but Mimi just like drama

I like Chris, she is a rider for Mimi. Them ones where you get in your feelings for crap. How Joseline gonna keep reminding her of the Tantalising Threesome 

Rasheeda and Kelsie
Rasheeda got couple shades for her step-daughter with her "mousy" voice πŸ˜‚ but give credit where credit is due, she sounded good

Tommie
Tommie who walks down the street wearing that?
And then she put on her jacket inside out πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Finished of with having a bad case of delusion 
That whole scene was wild 


Next week looks like fire but I bet that'll be the last 3mins of the show πŸ˜’

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 4

Love and hip-hop tonight 

Teaira, Scrapp, Tommie and KK
We head back to the scene where Tommie has her mouth set like a dog and then has the audacity to say she is classy and leaving. We then see Teaira swing one on Scrapp. That almost looked like when your mum flicks your lips πŸ˜‚ and you wasn't expecting it. 
KK seems pretty close to her child they can have them kinda sexual conversation over lunch. And although Teaira shouldn't be using her son as a bait, KK should know the importance for her son… sometimes you gotta like the ass before you kick it. 

Joseline Hernandez… Jordan??
Welcome back Joseline πŸ™‹πŸ½ Joseline back from LA and she all reformed now? Calling other people ratchet? She is funny… teaching lady etiquette-ness
Although Joseline has been ratchet this is the messiest she has ever been, spreading gossip and doing all with grace, that's a new type of ratchet I guess

Rasheeda
Is Rasheeda pregnant, I ask again?
Kelsie has no respect for anyone. She better put some respeck on it. 

K-Michelle
Welcome back K-Michelle πŸ™‹πŸ½ and she back with that voodoo talk again. She was the only person on ATL that I respected to leave the show and concentrate on her goal, now she back her doing… Good preaching for lil Miss Karlie Redd. But Karlie stay being a beg friend


NEXT WEEK!!
Next week we will see Joseline and Chris with the battle of the tongue
Tommie running up on Scrapp (in Panties this time)
Stevie J and KK being called out
Scrappy dropping the glass at Kirk's showcase?

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 3

I dunno about this episode, it didn't kick like I probably expected it to do

Tammy vs D Smith/ Petty Betty
Tammy how can you still "really like" D Smith. She is the reason why you got into a fight, she knew her friend was Petty Betty, like c'mon. 
Now when D Smith came for Tammy, I was irritated because Tammy cannot argue for shit. 

Teaira and Dime
Now I like Teaira but I wouldn't trust ANYONE that had any part of my set up whether she was an instigator or a spectator.

Stevie J and Mimi
I get Stevie initial thought was to be upset because Mimi is a mum but you have Joseline as a step mum flaunting her sexual preference about. However again I do love Mimi and Stevie J relationship, I still wish they could be together, now I know you guys are all remembering Mimi's mid life crisis last year but I think a bit of Stevie J chaos can solve her spiralling behaviour. 

Teaira vs Scrapp vs Tommie
Yikess "No I'm not in love" smart answer he didn't say he didn't love her just that he is not in love. How Stevie explained it was perfect: Teaira will provide that mature, stability love and life whereas Tommie will give him that ratchet wild night love and life
Scrapp who would you choose?
 

Overall boring LAHHATL





Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 2

Hey Ya'll back with Episode 2

Tomie vs Teaira vs Scrap vs Karen
Lets pump the brakes before we've even pressed gas, did Tomie say "… while me and Scrap watch her kids?" Tomie need I remind you that YOU were the secret. You knew there was a baby mama hence the child, so if he or the two of you were looking after the child it's his duty, it's not just for the mother to look after a child that two people made. 

The fight escalated real quick, Jessica looked like a pink sausage in between Tomie and Teaira fighting away. 

Now the scene with Tomie and Scraps mum, hmmm. Tomie real disrespectful to be having bedroom conversation with Scraps mum like really, you're gonna tell her that you sat on his face the other day?
Anyway fast forward to Teirra going to Scraps studio session, he knows that the two got into an altercation and he says "Tell me whats wrong"

Sidenote: if you ask a man if he loves you and he tells you that he answered you the other day… the new answer is what he didn't tell you today 

Mimi and Christina vs their mindset
Mimi and Christina, and I say Christina for the simple fact that a lesbian relationship needs to consist of two females and whether Christina identifies as a GIRL she is still a female so they are lesbians πŸ‘­

Petty Betty vs her selective company 
Now I really didn't want to write anything about the Transgender storyline but Petty Betty bought me here. You thinking of doing a hook for Scrappy and you and Scrappy kicking it but Scrappy put his Two pence in regarding Caitlyn Jenner and the transition too. 
Google that Betty(July 2015) "Stick to what you were made to be"

Sidenote:So is Rasheeda pregnant?? She looks a little… big! And what is up with Kirks shirt?


Tuesday, 5 April 2016

Love and Hip-Hop ATL Season 5 Episode 1

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL SEASON 5 is back!!!!!

ATL is always like a breath of fresh ratchet air after New York!

❔So Tammy in the opening credits?? Why though?❔

❔There are two Scrap's in LHHATL?❔

Mimi
Mimi a lesbian now? She done with men now? Oh my… she should have just gone with Ariane as she's a lesbian too? And why does her daughter know? 
Funny thing is, is Chris is clearly the man but Mimi's attitude can confuse us all. 
Sidenote: Ariane said she's known about Chris and Mimi as Mimi couldn't keep a secret like that away from her… Umm it took you all season to find out that Mimi was apart of the leaked tape fiasco

ATL Love Triangle 
Oh my Karlie Redd is a professional messy bitch. I would not be apart of a set up if the person has NO idea about the other person involved, you gonna set her up based on Scrapp not telling her about YOU??

Anywho Teaira has 4 kids and has known him since he was 16 😳😳😳😳 but the only child that is his is the last? Eldest look about 11/12
Sidenote: why Scrapp hair like that? I gotta deal with his "Greenroom hairstyle" for 12 more episodes??

I thought Mama D was trying some voodoo with that hay lool. 

The WHOLE season looks juicy at!
Can't wait to see what unfolds 

Tuesday, 29 March 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Season 6 Reunion Part 2

KLove and Hip hop New York has finally come to an end… but before the end there was a part two reunion, let's get to criticising!!

Amina is a liar there was no irresponsible sex about this, you just wanted to get pregnant again. You lying ass. 
Yes Whitney, since Tara came on the show it has been blow, blow, blow! 
And Amina you are not gonna leave no one. 

Yorma looks disgusting with that hair

Yandy is getting slaughtered this whole Reunion, first by Rah, then by Remy, now by Samantha and her mum! This isn't her year, plus her husband in jail too. 
This is the second time it has been mentioned that Yandy was a side piece in Mendeecees life. 
Now i like Yandy but I gotta write what I hear. 
Maybe this is where Amina is getting her inspiration from πŸ˜‚ ( a side dish turn wife with two kids)
Yandy said the boys are 1yr apart but Samantha said 10months apart. This story really does sound like Amina and Tara
Sidenote: What is Mama Judy wearing? Red thigh high boots

There was a scene in Mendeecees Enroute to jail where he starts crying and Yandy hugs lil Mendeecees, the eye Remy gave, as if to say… "crossing boundaries again"
On the other hand I really do love Yandy, speaking with my mates they tell me to re watch the first couple of episodes of Yandy in the early days to remind myself of her πŸ˜‚
I won't though but what I will watch is the season where she introduces us to Mendeecess and when she got pregnant!


Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Love and Hip-Hop Season 6 Reunion Part 1



Oh shit!
They started off with Yandy and Rah and Rah wasted no time at all to be petty. Now I'm not a fan of Rah so whatever she does will annoy me but my girl Yandy checked her with class.… Go Yandy!! 
However Remy throw Yandy under the bus and thats a friendship that should not continue. Your friend already screamed and tried to embarrass me now you're adding salt to the wound?
Remy need to stop calling Yandy a bitch she so not classy. And Moe you DID think Rah was a bad manager. I wish Cardi gave her a chance to explain her lie but Cardi had to check someone for saying she would have become a stripper… what Cardi famous for again??

Cardi B pounced on the "no neck bitch" with that winey voice. Lexy said to Cardi she will not get out her character but for Mariah Lynn she jumped out her character. 
Sidenote: Do you get diabetes from SALT? Dang I wonder what sugar do to the body! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mariah Lynn sorry hun I don't believe you, you were not pregnant. 

Now Tara's dumb no two ways about it but this what she said is absolutely perfect. Amina don't come with this side chick talk when you knew about Tara. Now your marriage is out in the open you wanna play by the roles? GTFOH

There go Peter with that dumbshit talk again… a married man saying he's not the marrying type. Shut your piehole.

Tara's face… priceless
Sorry Tara in the game of Top Trumps it's all quite over on your side :-)

Can't wait for next week!